Billboard Frickdown 11/24/2018
Hey guys. I'm back. My mom grounded me for watching too much Ben Shapiro during dinner a couple weeks ago. I finally got my shit back so let's rock and roll.
anyways, this week the top 10 has changed a lot. Drake In My Feelings went bye bye weeks ago and some badass dubstep song got into teh top 10.
Here's the top 10.
1. Ariana Grande - Thank U, Next
2. Travis SOcct - Sicko Mode
3. Marshy The Mello & Bastliee - Happier
4. Eminem - WIthout Ne
6. Juice World - Lucid Dreams
7. Sheck Wes - Obama
8. Panic At The Dico! - High Opes
9. Kodak Black, Trafis Scott, Offset - Demon On God
10. Lil Baby Gunna - [Peenis Joke goes here]
oerall, this tp 100 is very bad. What the fudge happened? I remember when all the GOOD songs in the top 10 didn't have peopel SWEARING and CURSING and talking about DRUGS. At least Happier is getting rhe success is deserved as it is in the top 3. So glad Skrillex isn't the only dubstep producer with cormmercial success and that more underground dubstep composers like Marshy The Mello can be successful. Now for ARIANA GRANDE!? WHAT THE FUDGE? YOU MAKE ALL THESE AMAZING SONGS AND THEN MAKE A SONG WITH THE F BOMB RIGHT IN THE HOOK? REAL CLASSY YOUNG LADY! ALSO AMERICA WHAT THE FUDGE ARE YOU DUFCGING DOING!? YOU GUYS ARE LETTING THE SHECK WES HAVE A TOP 10 SONGS OVER ACTUAL GOOD AND TALENTED MUSICIANS LIKE BRYCE VINE AND NF!?!?!??!?@?? ARE YOU RETREADED? OBAMA ISN'T EVEN MUSIC WHAT THE FIRETRUCKING SHITTAKEMUSHCROMS?NYJKKKK/
10/50 (20% F----------)
Anywaos, onto the grainers:
14. Ariana Grande - Breathing
28. Cocaine Brown - Loos it (+25)
36. Daniel and Carlson Shay - Se=eechless (+7)
38. Daniel and Carlson Shay - Tiquilla (+7)
52. Toppilanga by Tripple Red (+38)
57. Danglerous by Meek Mill Jerime, PNBROCK (+9)
58. whent ehpartyisoverbybillieellish (-8_
64. You Say by Lauren Jauregui (+6)
72. Fallang Down by LillPeeo and XTencacle (+6)
75. A man on fire by Dirk Bently ft. The Osborn Brothers
77. This Feelng by The Chinamen and Kelese Ballerina
81. BE OK by Jimmy Dean (+8)
83. Conseqiuwrncweus by Camilla Cabelo (+14)
I'm not a redneck so I don't really care about a lot of these ganers but the other couple that are left are either amazing songs i love or disgusting and annoying and bad rap "songs" that make me want to loathe. Do you even consider toppangea even music? Because it isn't it's a guuy's hamster screaming as he plays the piano and talks. Keep in mind the word TALK. because he isn't SINGING since it isn't melodic. AT ALL. He's TALKIGN ok. However, the other not country songs are very good. They are good because they have ACTUAL melodies and SOUND like SONGS. At least the GOOD ariana song is going up because it doesn't have CURSING and SWEARING like Ghetto Music.
24/40 (60% D)
Anyways, now onto our loosers. For these, I'm making the scoring system work in reverse so instead of the usual it is
Orange: Song I don't want going down the most (6/5)
Red: Song I really like (5/5)
Teal: Song I like (4/5)
Yellow: Song I''m OK with going down (3/5)
Pink: Song I Kinda Want To GO Down (2/5)
Blue: SOng I do want going down (1/5)
Green: Song I DO NOT LIKE AND WANT TO LEAVE (0/5)
Purple: I Want This song Gone (-1/5)
20. Khaled and Normie - Love Lies (-7)
33. Drake - NOnstop (-5)
37. Queen - Barbarian Raspody (-7)
42. 69 and Nicki Minaj - Fee Fee (-11)
47. Baby Rexa - I'm A Mess (-12)
49. Big Bank by YG, 2nd Chain, Nicki Minaj, Big Dean (-5)
56. 10 Freaky Girls by Metro Bommin ft. 21 savange
63. Don't Come Out THe Houe by Metrobommin ft. 21. Savange
66. space Cadet by Metrombimmin and Gunny
71. I Love It by Kane West ft. Lil Pump (-11)
99. Droo Bartymore by Bryce Vine
100. Jackie Chan by Tisto and Post Malont
25/60 (42% F)
THIS IS ANARCHY! ALL THE AMAZING SONGS I LOVE LIKE LOVE LIES AND DREW BARRYMORE ARE GONE WHILE TRASH LIKE MO BAMBA STAYS. WHAT THE FUDGE AMERICA?ALSO WHATHE FREAK? (sorry for the bad word, i'll put 25 cents in the swear jar, mom) WHY IS THE AMAZING DUBSTEP JACKIE CHAN LEAVING? THIS SONG IS VERY GOOD AND I AM UPSET AT AMERICA. ALSO HOW DARE AMERICA NOT APPRECIATE THE ROCK AND ROLL LEGEND KNOWN AS BARVARIAN RASPODY? DO THEY KNOW HOW MUCH EFFORT WENT INTO THAT SONG? WHAT THE FREAKING FREAK? I'M GOING TO FREAK THE FREAK OUT OMG WHAT THE FREAK?
Anyways, now onto this week's new entries where an onslaught of new rap songs enter the hot 100. The only ones I find worth noting, as they'll have actual longevity are BAD! by XXXTentacion and Armed and Dangerous by Juice Wrld.
First, I'll begin by talking about BAD! which is somehow X's worst song yet. The composition is almost ear piercing with the incredibly obnoxious synths. However, my main problem with the song is X himself. He sounds like fucking horse shit and is incredibly whiny on this song. And to make it worse, this song is blatantly a cash grab. For those who don't know XXXTentacion died earlier this year, causing people to believe him to be the Tupac of this generation and for people to milk his death for their own personal gain. After several posthumous releases, it has become very clear, the people involved are clinging onto scraps for what they can use for his posthumous releases and this song makes it all the more obvious, as it runs only a minute and a half. 0/5
Armed and Dangerous is obviously the much better song. However, it still is bad. I find the song incredibly below average in every sense of the word and the song is also incredibly forgettable and sounds like at least 10 other songs currently on the spotify top 200 charts. 1/5
anyways, this week the top 10 has changed a lot. Drake In My Feelings went bye bye weeks ago and some badass dubstep song got into teh top 10.
Here's the top 10.
1. Ariana Grande - Thank U, Next
2. Travis SOcct - Sicko Mode
3. Marshy The Mello & Bastliee - Happier
4. Eminem - WIthout Ne
6. Juice World - Lucid Dreams
7. Sheck Wes - Obama
8. Panic At The Dico! - High Opes
9. Kodak Black, Trafis Scott, Offset - Demon On God
10. Lil Baby Gunna - [Peenis Joke goes here]
oerall, this tp 100 is very bad. What the fudge happened? I remember when all the GOOD songs in the top 10 didn't have peopel SWEARING and CURSING and talking about DRUGS. At least Happier is getting rhe success is deserved as it is in the top 3. So glad Skrillex isn't the only dubstep producer with cormmercial success and that more underground dubstep composers like Marshy The Mello can be successful. Now for ARIANA GRANDE!? WHAT THE FUDGE? YOU MAKE ALL THESE AMAZING SONGS AND THEN MAKE A SONG WITH THE F BOMB RIGHT IN THE HOOK? REAL CLASSY YOUNG LADY! ALSO AMERICA WHAT THE FUDGE ARE YOU DUFCGING DOING!? YOU GUYS ARE LETTING THE SHECK WES HAVE A TOP 10 SONGS OVER ACTUAL GOOD AND TALENTED MUSICIANS LIKE BRYCE VINE AND NF!?!?!??!?@?? ARE YOU RETREADED? OBAMA ISN'T EVEN MUSIC WHAT THE FIRETRUCKING SHITTAKEMUSHCROMS?NYJKKKK/
10/50 (20% F----------)
Anywaos, onto the grainers:
14. Ariana Grande - Breathing
28. Cocaine Brown - Loos it (+25)
36. Daniel and Carlson Shay - Se=eechless (+7)
38. Daniel and Carlson Shay - Tiquilla (+7)
52. Toppilanga by Tripple Red (+38)
57. Danglerous by Meek Mill Jerime, PNBROCK (+9)
58. whent ehpartyisoverbybillieellish (-8_
64. You Say by Lauren Jauregui (+6)
72. Fallang Down by LillPeeo and XTencacle (+6)
75. A man on fire by Dirk Bently ft. The Osborn Brothers
77. This Feelng by The Chinamen and Kelese Ballerina
81. BE OK by Jimmy Dean (+8)
83. Conseqiuwrncweus by Camilla Cabelo (+14)
I'm not a redneck so I don't really care about a lot of these ganers but the other couple that are left are either amazing songs i love or disgusting and annoying and bad rap "songs" that make me want to loathe. Do you even consider toppangea even music? Because it isn't it's a guuy's hamster screaming as he plays the piano and talks. Keep in mind the word TALK. because he isn't SINGING since it isn't melodic. AT ALL. He's TALKIGN ok. However, the other not country songs are very good. They are good because they have ACTUAL melodies and SOUND like SONGS. At least the GOOD ariana song is going up because it doesn't have CURSING and SWEARING like Ghetto Music.
24/40 (60% D)
Anyways, now onto our loosers. For these, I'm making the scoring system work in reverse so instead of the usual it is
Orange: Song I don't want going down the most (6/5)
Red: Song I really like (5/5)
Teal: Song I like (4/5)
Yellow: Song I''m OK with going down (3/5)
Pink: Song I Kinda Want To GO Down (2/5)
Blue: SOng I do want going down (1/5)
Green: Song I DO NOT LIKE AND WANT TO LEAVE (0/5)
Purple: I Want This song Gone (-1/5)
20. Khaled and Normie - Love Lies (-7)
33. Drake - NOnstop (-5)
37. Queen - Barbarian Raspody (-7)
42. 69 and Nicki Minaj - Fee Fee (-11)
47. Baby Rexa - I'm A Mess (-12)
49. Big Bank by YG, 2nd Chain, Nicki Minaj, Big Dean (-5)
56. 10 Freaky Girls by Metro Bommin ft. 21 savange
63. Don't Come Out THe Houe by Metrobommin ft. 21. Savange
66. space Cadet by Metrombimmin and Gunny
71. I Love It by Kane West ft. Lil Pump (-11)
99. Droo Bartymore by Bryce Vine
100. Jackie Chan by Tisto and Post Malont
25/60 (42% F)
THIS IS ANARCHY! ALL THE AMAZING SONGS I LOVE LIKE LOVE LIES AND DREW BARRYMORE ARE GONE WHILE TRASH LIKE MO BAMBA STAYS. WHAT THE FUDGE AMERICA?ALSO WHATHE FREAK? (sorry for the bad word, i'll put 25 cents in the swear jar, mom) WHY IS THE AMAZING DUBSTEP JACKIE CHAN LEAVING? THIS SONG IS VERY GOOD AND I AM UPSET AT AMERICA. ALSO HOW DARE AMERICA NOT APPRECIATE THE ROCK AND ROLL LEGEND KNOWN AS BARVARIAN RASPODY? DO THEY KNOW HOW MUCH EFFORT WENT INTO THAT SONG? WHAT THE FREAKING FREAK? I'M GOING TO FREAK THE FREAK OUT OMG WHAT THE FREAK?
Anyways, now onto this week's new entries where an onslaught of new rap songs enter the hot 100. The only ones I find worth noting, as they'll have actual longevity are BAD! by XXXTentacion and Armed and Dangerous by Juice Wrld.
First, I'll begin by talking about BAD! which is somehow X's worst song yet. The composition is almost ear piercing with the incredibly obnoxious synths. However, my main problem with the song is X himself. He sounds like fucking horse shit and is incredibly whiny on this song. And to make it worse, this song is blatantly a cash grab. For those who don't know XXXTentacion died earlier this year, causing people to believe him to be the Tupac of this generation and for people to milk his death for their own personal gain. After several posthumous releases, it has become very clear, the people involved are clinging onto scraps for what they can use for his posthumous releases and this song makes it all the more obvious, as it runs only a minute and a half. 0/5
Armed and Dangerous is obviously the much better song. However, it still is bad. I find the song incredibly below average in every sense of the word and the song is also incredibly forgettable and sounds like at least 10 other songs currently on the spotify top 200 charts. 1/5
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